I saw this, an my boner died

Oh Elisabeth….what will we do

And For The Record

1. Kimberly Walsh
2. Cheryl Tweedy (yes, Tweedy)
3. Nadine Coyle
4. Nicola  Roberts
5. Sarah Harding

Nicola Roberts vs. Maria Kanelis. Where beating someone over the head with an airbrush works and fails.

So, the Maria issue of Playboy was unveiled last night, to a rousing chorus of……meh?
The thing is, Maria became an object of desire (if that’s even the right word) because she’s a clueless naive sweetheart who reacts as honestly as she can to the bizarre crap that goes on around her. Lying ass naked on [...]